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Dekman
03-08-2003, 05:38 PM
Canada has finally committed to the war in the Middle East. The
Canadian Government has decided to assist the USA in the war against
terrorism.

They have agreed to send:
2 of their largest battleships
6,000 ground troops
6 fighter jets

AFTER THE EXCHANGE RATE, the USA will receive:
1 canoe,
2 Mounties and
12 flying squirrels
Bean
03-08-2003, 05:40 PM
HAHA, Squirly's getting drafted!!!! HAHA
squirly
03-08-2003, 08:04 PM
I'm ready. Bring it! I'll go in clandestine-like. Who suspects a squirrel in Iraq? Take out that bastage-target. Come home! Easy!

:p
Human
03-08-2003, 11:44 PM
no laughing matter folks but our foreign minister yesterday praised and warmed to George Bush's efforts and military stance....if this gets out of hand and the middle east blows up like a volcano, you can kiss your summer riding goodbye and join the conscription lines....
Sailor
03-09-2003, 12:15 AM
:roflmao
Antares
03-09-2003, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Human
no laughing matter folks but our foreign minister yesterday praised and warmed to George Bush's efforts and military stance....if this gets out of hand and the middle east blows up like a volcano, you can kiss your summer riding goodbye and join the conscription lines....

:eek:eek :eek

No way! If I ever got drafted, I'd dodge. No way I'm fighting in that war...
Human
03-09-2003, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Ivy
:eek:eek :eek

No way! If I ever got drafted, I'd dodge. No way I'm fighting in that war...


sorry Ivy but if I am going then I am going to duct tape you to my backpack and take you there to kick Saddam's ass... :p :p :D
Aceman777
03-09-2003, 11:15 AM
don't forget to send red green over too LOL good luck squirly
Heckler
03-09-2003, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Human
no laughing matter folks but our foreign minister yesterday praised and warmed to George Bush's efforts and military stance....if this gets out of hand and the middle east blows up like a volcano, you can kiss your summer riding goodbye and join the conscription lines....

that wouldn't end my riding season, conscription is just an incentive to go faster, and not stop.
doug
03-09-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Human
no laughing matter folks but our foreign minister yesterday praised and warmed to George Bush's efforts and military stance....if this gets out of hand and the middle east blows up like a volcano, you can kiss your summer riding goodbye and join the conscription lines....

umm.. sorry. we don't have that any more. and its not coming back. we don't even have selective service.

ride happy knowing someone volunteered to join the armed forces in canada.
Jayson
03-09-2003, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by Heckler
that wouldn't end my riding season, conscription is just an incentive to go faster, and not stop.

agreed!:thumbup
Antares
03-09-2003, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by Human
sorry Ivy but if I am going then I am going to duct tape you to my backpack and take you there to kick Saddam's ass... :p :p :D

:eek
Warning: I'm REALLY FAT. You still want to tape me to your backpack and carry me all over Iraq?
Boone
03-09-2003, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Human
no laughing matter folks but our foreign minister yesterday praised and warmed to George Bush's efforts and military stance....if this gets out of hand and the middle east blows up like a volcano, you can kiss your summer riding goodbye and join the conscription lines....

Fuck that, I'm moving to Canada to dodge the draft.

..

Oh, wait... fuck
FloMan
03-10-2003, 04:02 PM
Mmmm....I love war...I'd be like ..."Take me Take me Take me!"
Human
03-10-2003, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Ivy
:eek
Warning: I'm REALLY FAT. You still want to tape me to your backpack and carry me all over Iraq?


:laughing :laughing perfect, added proctection when I duck to avoid falling shells and grenades....our own ofcourse....the Iraqi's don't have any....lol
Antares
03-10-2003, 11:12 PM
....help...me.....
factory_pilot
03-11-2003, 10:19 AM
in the immortal words of Tom Green, "Don't mess with Canada, we got a tank."
auger
03-11-2003, 01:30 PM
...TLR`s don`t handle sand too well,so i`d trade it in for a Yamaha Banshee(with sand paddles),with a couple rocket launchers and a fifty up front.[I can see Saddam running now];) .