Angel Girl
03-10-2003, 06:09 PM
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your
breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops.
"Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt; didn't
it?"
He lived, and with a great deal of therapy may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man...
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your
breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops.
"Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt; didn't
it?"
He lived, and with a great deal of therapy may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man...