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Angel Girl
03-10-2003, 06:14 PM
1. During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 liter of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises [touching door handles etc.]

3. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects- while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chances of getting a cold score from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other people's annal gases.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!!

Antares
03-10-2003, 06:17 PM
I don't understand #2. Why would a penis touch a door handle?

(please don't laugh at me)

Angel Girl
03-10-2003, 06:18 PM
men....pee....masturbate....touch door.....ya.

KatRider
03-10-2003, 06:20 PM
Yeah, but then it's not "direct contact" it's indirect.

portent
03-10-2003, 06:25 PM
posted by Angel Girl
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 liter of urine

I dont know anybody that ingests water in a pool. If they are swallowing that water they deserve to drink piss

sinister
03-10-2003, 07:13 PM
mmmm pool water.......what you arent supposed to drink that when you're thirsty?

BlaznMonkE
03-10-2003, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by sinister
mmmm pool water.......what you arent supposed to drink that when you're thirsty?


hahaha you fool

Antares
03-10-2003, 09:29 PM
You know, that pool water thing doesn't make logical sense. :p
If the pool was filled half with water and half with urine (folks, that's a LOT of piss!!!), you'd have to drink an entire litre of pool water. I don't think I ingest that much when I'm swimming, and I highly doubt there would be that much pee in the pool.

I find it strange that you're more likely to shake hands with a WOMAN who has just masturbated and not washed her hands. Seems a little backwards, doesn't it?

portent
03-10-2003, 09:32 PM
I agree lets shake on it :eek

motobert
03-10-2003, 09:33 PM
i pee freely ... in public pools. lol


u better wash your hands ivy.

Antares
03-10-2003, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by portent
I agree lets shake on it :eek

HAHA!!! :laughing

Jayson
03-10-2003, 09:43 PM
we used to have a sign up

welcome to the 'ool'
notice there is no 'P' in it

Human
03-10-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Angel Girl

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



What does this tell you ? 11 to 6 eh ?