Angel Girl
03-13-2003, 07:39 AM
New Watch
A very confident Navy Chief walks into a bar and takes a
seat next to a very attractive blonde woman. He gives her a quick
glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The blonde notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I
was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The Chief explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically.
The blonde says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties....
" The blonde giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The Chief smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's
an hour fast."
A very confident Navy Chief walks into a bar and takes a
seat next to a very attractive blonde woman. He gives her a quick
glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The blonde notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I
was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The Chief explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically.
The blonde says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties....
" The blonde giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The Chief smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's
an hour fast."