Angel Girl
03-13-2003, 07:56 AM
LOVING HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only $1500.00. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: " I also stopped at the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models. I saw one that I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000.00."
MAN: "For that price I want all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $850,000.00."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $840,000.00."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too!"
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only $1500.00. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: " I also stopped at the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models. I saw one that I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000.00."
MAN: "For that price I want all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $850,000.00."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $840,000.00."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too!"
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"