Crabalocker
05-27-2003, 05:20 PM
+NWS+
a husband and wife are lying in bed in the morning:
wife: "i had a great dream last night. they were auctioning off penises, and the long ones were going for $500 and the big thick ones were going for $1000."
husband: "and what about mine?"
wife: (laughs) "they were giving those ones away!"
husband: "well, i had a similar dream, they were auctioning off vaginas. the cute little shaved ones were $500 and the tight virgin ones were $1000."
wife: "and what about mine?"
husband: "where do you think they held the auction?"
a husband and wife are lying in bed in the morning:
wife: "i had a great dream last night. they were auctioning off penises, and the long ones were going for $500 and the big thick ones were going for $1000."
husband: "and what about mine?"
wife: (laughs) "they were giving those ones away!"
husband: "well, i had a similar dream, they were auctioning off vaginas. the cute little shaved ones were $500 and the tight virgin ones were $1000."
wife: "and what about mine?"
husband: "where do you think they held the auction?"