thr1
02-19-2002, 06:38 PM
For some time many of us have wondered just who is
Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You
don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy
efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner
of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In
turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins,
Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'
objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and
Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted
Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them,
she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip
Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken
Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood
and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a
dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home
to tour the world. He recently returned from
Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now
when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you
can correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You
don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy
efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner
of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In
turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins,
Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'
objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and
Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted
Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them,
she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip
Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken
Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood
and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a
dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home
to tour the world. He recently returned from
Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now
when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you
can correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt