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boarder
01-29-2004, 12:29 PM
Not sure if this is a repost, but usefull information none the less

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called -(Beer)- The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it..... there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

InvisibleSoul
01-29-2004, 04:23 PM
Saw this on a poster...

"Beer... helping fat people get laid since 1918."

REAPER
01-29-2004, 08:49 PM
Saw this on a poster...

"Beer... helping fat people get laid since 1918."
Is that how they do it? Good thing I don't drink. :)

ryanb
01-29-2004, 08:53 PM
Dude, this shouldnt be a warning, but a tip.

Beer: Perscribed to males who need to get laid REAL easy. Beer facilitates the process of screwing ugly chicks by making them look better than they actually do. This tactic is very effective since ugly girls give it up REAL easy. Be warned, however, that should you sober up before leaving the company of the REAL ugly woman, nausea and diziness may result.

Best if used in moderate quantities so that mistakes are not made about the gender of the interested parties should you live in the West End of Vancouver.