chris08
02-01-2004, 12:02 AM
---jacked this off my friend's xanga, thought it was hilarious
The reason why I fired my Secretary
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't
feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my
wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!",
and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone
any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember...
The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,
"Good morning, Boss. "Happy Birthday".
And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,
"Let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
go!"
We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a
private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said,
"Boss, if you don't mind I think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more comfortable".
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she
came out carrying a huge birthday cake
----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends,
all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there
------ on the couch
------- naked.
The reason why I fired my Secretary
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't
feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my
wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!",
and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone
any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember...
The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,
"Good morning, Boss. "Happy Birthday".
And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,
"Let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
go!"
We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a
private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said,
"Boss, if you don't mind I think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more comfortable".
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she
came out carrying a huge birthday cake
----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends,
all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there
------ on the couch
------- naked.