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REAPER
02-01-2004, 06:11 AM
Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...

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InvisibleSoul
02-01-2004, 08:15 AM
That's called self-discovery. :laughing

CrownJewel
02-01-2004, 06:05 PM
LoL... that is gross... fore skin ewwwwwwwwwe

Crabalocker
02-02-2004, 07:03 AM
LoL... that is gross... fore skin ewwwwwwwwwe

LOL

Uncut guys should have to pay extra taxes or something. :thumbup

SilverHeartz
02-02-2004, 05:23 PM
I'm still confused which is which. :confused

Crabalocker
02-02-2004, 05:50 PM
I'm still confused which is which. :confused

Just do a google search and when you see the pictures, imagine the smell of ripe cheese

Sparklebunny
02-02-2004, 07:57 PM
Just do a google search and when you see the pictures, imagine the smell of ripe cheese


uhmm, thanks for painting that pretty picture for us Crab. YUK!!! :laughing

Crabalocker
02-02-2004, 08:03 PM
uhmm, thanks for painting that pretty picture for us Crab. YUK!!! :laughing

Please let it be known that i don't go smelling other guys' crotches. I am just not sure what a build up of smegma (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=smegma) would be like, since i am very attractively cut down there. So i thought of something gross. :)

Rich Sandor
02-03-2004, 06:07 PM
Well if you clean yourself regularly, it's not a problem.

:thumbsup:

h22aSIR
02-03-2004, 06:34 PM
Well if you clean yourself regularly, it's not a problem.

:thumbsup:

If you run out of cheese

you can use your own haha! :roflmao

:D

SilverHeartz
02-04-2004, 12:21 PM
SMEGMA - ewwwww....

squirly
02-04-2004, 12:31 PM
Smegma, the reason why some women don't get osteoporosis!:D:laughing

(Okay, I'll admit, that was gross!:()