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REAPER
02-01-2004, 06:11 AM
Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...
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InvisibleSoul
02-01-2004, 08:15 AM
That's called self-discovery. :laughing
CrownJewel
02-01-2004, 06:05 PM
LoL... that is gross... fore skin ewwwwwwwwwe
Crabalocker
02-02-2004, 07:03 AM
LoL... that is gross... fore skin ewwwwwwwwwe
LOL
Uncut guys should have to pay extra taxes or something. :thumbup
SilverHeartz
02-02-2004, 05:23 PM
I'm still confused which is which. :confused
Crabalocker
02-02-2004, 05:50 PM
I'm still confused which is which. :confused
Just do a google search and when you see the pictures, imagine the smell of ripe cheese
Sparklebunny
02-02-2004, 07:57 PM
Just do a google search and when you see the pictures, imagine the smell of ripe cheese
uhmm, thanks for painting that pretty picture for us Crab. YUK!!! :laughing
Crabalocker
02-02-2004, 08:03 PM
uhmm, thanks for painting that pretty picture for us Crab. YUK!!! :laughing
Please let it be known that i don't go smelling other guys' crotches. I am just not sure what a build up of smegma (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=smegma) would be like, since i am very attractively cut down there. So i thought of something gross. :)
Rich Sandor
02-03-2004, 06:07 PM
Well if you clean yourself regularly, it's not a problem.
:thumbsup:
h22aSIR
02-03-2004, 06:34 PM
Well if you clean yourself regularly, it's not a problem.
:thumbsup:
If you run out of cheese
you can use your own haha! :roflmao
:D
SilverHeartz
02-04-2004, 12:21 PM
SMEGMA - ewwwww....
squirly
02-04-2004, 12:31 PM
Smegma, the reason why some women don't get osteoporosis!:D:laughing
(Okay, I'll admit, that was gross!:()
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