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SuZuKiTl1000R
02-03-2004, 08:02 PM
for all you hockey fans out there ...............

whats the difference between the CALGARY FLAMES and a bra??










































the bra has TWO CUPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha
( i went to an oilers game with this sign and i didnt get on oilervision :banghead
kable
02-03-2004, 09:09 PM
Hahaha...nice one.
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the bra has TWO CUPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha
( i went to an oilers game with this sign and i didnt get on oilervision :banghead[/QUOTE]
Crabalocker
02-03-2004, 09:27 PM
:rolleyes













































Great job guys.
simx
02-04-2004, 09:50 AM
That's a good one :thumbup
Spider-Man
02-04-2004, 10:35 AM
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It's funny cause it's true. :spinsmile
f4kneedragger
02-04-2004, 01:20 PM
Not bad...
How 'bout this one. Whats the difference between Wayne Gretzky and a Hooker???








...Wayne Gretzky showers after 3 periods.

:evilgrin
Tmustang
02-04-2004, 05:03 PM
Not bad...
How 'bout this one. Whats the difference between Wayne Gretzky and a Hooker???








...Wayne Gretzky showers after 3 periods.

:evilgrin



Man...that is really nasty.


Now I can't even eat a piece of my Birthday Cake :drinkbeer
Crabalocker
02-04-2004, 05:06 PM
Robert was driving home from work when he suddenly realised he had forgotten his eight-year old daughter's birthday. He pulled off the freeway at the next intersection, and lucky found a toy store.

Running into the store, which was just about to close, he panted "Give me a Barbie!"

The sales lady looked bemused. "There are many Barbies to choose from" she said. "For example, we have Princess Barbie for $19.99, Ballet Barbie for $19.99, Skating Barbie for $19.99 Working Woman Barbie for $19.99, Pilot Barbie for $19.99, and Divorced Barbie for $350."

"How come Divorced Barbie costs so much more than all the other Barbies?" asked Robert.

"Oh that's easy" answered the sales lady. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's furniture, Ken's car and Ken's boat!"
SuZuKiTl1000R
02-04-2004, 08:19 PM
Not bad...
How 'bout this one. Whats the difference between Wayne Gretzky and a Hooker???








...Wayne Gretzky showers after 3 periods.

:evilgrin


HAHAHAHA yes thats good :thumbup
Tinman
02-05-2004, 04:05 PM
New name for the Cannucks: The Vancouver Tampons.



Why?





Because they don't have a second string and they only last for one period.