Tmustang
02-07-2004, 11:50 PM
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
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>50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
>Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>Canadians plant gardens.
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>35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
>Italian Cars won't start
>Canadians drive with the windows down
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>32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
>American water freezes
>Canadian water gets thicker.
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>0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
>New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
>Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
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>-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
>Mt.St. Helens freezes.
>Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
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>-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
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>-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
>Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
>Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
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>-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
>Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
>Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
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>-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
>Hell freezes over.
>The Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley Cup!!!
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>50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
>Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>Canadians plant gardens.
>
>
>35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
>Italian Cars won't start
>Canadians drive with the windows down
>
>
>32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
>American water freezes
>Canadian water gets thicker.
>
>
>0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
>New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
>Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
>
>
>-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
>Mt.St. Helens freezes.
>Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
>
>
>-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
>
>
>-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
>Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
>Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
>
>
>-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
>Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
>Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
>
>
>-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
>Hell freezes over.
>The Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley Cup!!!