View Full Version : Ladies...Time to give back Valentines day. Offensive to those with no sense of humor.
Yamaholic
02-16-2004, 12:34 AM
SO Ladies:
How does that new diamond necklace look? Were you pampered with lavish treats and fine champange? A sweet hand-written poem perhaps? Possible just a quick pat on the ass and a "Hey Babe! Happy Valentines Day".
Well your welcome, and we know you deserve it. You work so hard.
Ladies its time. Yes that time a year again. March 5th is right around the corner and you know what that means. It's time to give back a little Valentines day. Time to show the man or men in your life just how you feel about them. Yes its Steak and BJ day!!! :cheers . SHow your man YOU care with a sweet tender porter house or center-cut fillet grilled to perfection served with love and a side of head. Thats right, March 5th mark your calenders, set the alarm. You know we deserve it :thumbup
Boone
02-16-2004, 12:43 AM
It's March 14, ijit.
Fine, we'll compromise, both the 5th *AND* the 14th.. :D
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
Yamaholic
02-16-2004, 12:50 AM
Hey now your on to something man....it should be the days from the 5th to the 14th.. We can even write a song.......On the 1st day dof steak and bj day my true love gave to me..........
tread
02-16-2004, 12:57 AM
I was at work all day, got nothing/did nothing.
I don't have anyone special, thus I don't owe anyone steak + bj :D
Catchy song ya got going there...
On the first day of Steak n BJ Day, my true love gave to me... a beer! (la la la)
Yamaholic
02-16-2004, 12:59 AM
well not with that attitude...lol....common Tread its better to give than receive anyways isn't it.
Ladybug
02-16-2004, 01:07 AM
I was at work all day, got nothing/did nothing.
I don't have anyone special, thus I don't owe anyone steak + bj :D
I am with Tread on on this one... Sorry guys
tread
02-16-2004, 01:09 AM
lol, didn't mean to come off as lil miss attitude :)
V day just isn't a big deal to me
Honestly, I love chocolate, but I'd rather have steak (and beer!!) ;) :drinkbeer
SmokinGixx
02-16-2004, 02:58 AM
to tell you the truth, this actually exists in japan, except it's the opposite. the girls do all the pampering and giving chocolates and what ever to the guys on feburary 14th. then when march 14th comes around, the guys return the girls in favour, but they normally give it to the girls who originally gave them the gifts (and also normally the ones they like in return). this day, march 14th, is called "white day".
here's a link for reference and for something to read:
http://tanutech.com/japan/valentine.html
haha... so maybe we can make it a little north american here and get the girlies to treat and pamper the guys up on march 15th? :D
Crabalocker
02-16-2004, 10:07 AM
Hell, i'd settle for pizza, beer and a charliehorse
moomew
02-16-2004, 01:42 PM
I am with Tread on on this one... Sorry guys
Same here... oh well :)
March 5 and 14th? Don't you prefer March 5th TO 14th? :rolleyes
:drinkbeer :thumbup
Jayson
02-16-2004, 02:06 PM
Hell, i'd settle for pizza, beer and a charliehorse bbwahaha nice, thats so tight
rearwheelrider
02-16-2004, 02:48 PM
i'm in
SpideRider
02-16-2004, 03:33 PM
It's got my vote.
spink
02-16-2004, 03:34 PM
emailed to the wife. Thanks.
Inferno
02-16-2004, 04:27 PM
SO Ladies:
How does that new diamond necklace look? Were you pampered with lavish treats and fine champange? A sweet hand-written poem perhaps? Possible just a quick pat on the ass and a "Hey Babe! Happy Valentines Day".
Well your welcome, and we know you deserve it. You work so hard.
Ladies its time. Yes that time a year again. March 5th is right around the corner and you know what that means. It's time to give back a little Valentines day. Time to show the man or men in your life just how you feel about them. Yes its Steak and BJ day!!! :cheers . SHow your man YOU care with a sweet tender porter house or center-cut fillet grilled to perfection served with love and a side of head. Thats right, March 5th mark your calenders, set the alarm. You know we deserve it :thumbup
I cal this day Fridays :D
the_wife
02-16-2004, 05:47 PM
If the valentines day was worth it, which mine was, Im game. :thumbup As long as i get a bite of the steak. mmm
I cal this day Fridays :D
I do have to agree with this tho....or mabey its every mon, wed, fri? Almost
FOXGURL
02-16-2004, 06:21 PM
screw the steak, get right to the BJ and then he'll take you out for dinner :) hehe
REVELATIONS
02-16-2004, 07:51 PM
I am with Tread on on this one... Sorry guys
Hey I sent you a v-day card :D
DeRosa
02-16-2004, 09:48 PM
screw the steak, get right to the BJ and then he'll take you out for dinner :) hehe
as long as that doesn't include watching his buddy eat 15 McDog burgers :P
Ladybug
02-16-2004, 10:22 PM
Hey I sent you a v-day card :D
So sorry Rev how could I forget... I shell send you one too for the Fifth? hehe I hope that is good enough for you. :P
Crabalocker
02-17-2004, 01:22 AM
I am actually a walking, talking Valentine's day ecard. I literaly spew forth class and dignity in a very romantic yet subdued manor that would impress many.
Old hooker downtown that looked like Gary Busey: (gruff, manly rasp) "Wanna blowjob?"
Me (drunk): "Ewwww."
Old Hooker: (gives me the ghetto screwface)
Me (drunk): (runs to catch up with errant friends for fear of being shanked)
SmokinGixx
02-17-2004, 01:39 AM
I am actually a walking, talking Valentine's day ecard. I literaly spew forth class and dignity in a very romantic yet subdued manor that would impress many.
Old hooker downtown that looked like Gary Busey: (gruff, manly rasp) "Wanna blowjob?"
Me (drunk): "Ewwww."
Old Hooker: (gives me the ghetto screwface)
Me (drunk): (runs to catch up with errant friends for fear of being shanked)
:roflmao
Tmustang
02-17-2004, 02:05 AM
screw the steak, get right to the BJ and then he'll take you out for dinner :) hehe
My kinda Girl...where do we meet? :flashy
FOXGURL
02-17-2004, 08:25 AM
as long as that doesn't include watching his buddy eat 15 McDog burgers :P
LMAO my thoughts exactly!
HotWheels
02-17-2004, 08:54 AM
I am actually a walking, talking Valentine's day ecard. I literaly spew forth class and dignity in a very romantic yet subdued manor that would impress many....
Well you're spewing forth somethin' :spinsmile
Crabalocker
02-17-2004, 11:38 AM
Well you're spewing forth somethin' :spinsmile
I may have had several beers before i wrote that. It would explain the misspelling of the word "manner". ;)
(it would also explain my furry-feeling tongue this morning)
PS: That hooker's a true story, i really did run away from her for fear of being killed, then eaten.
Saturnin
02-17-2004, 12:02 PM
hey craba...your avatar kicks some seoius as..i love pissed of cats..they are so vicious.....
i for one am all about giving, in my eyes the longer you give the more the girl will be eager to please not to mention the fact that chances are the girl in question will go tellin her freinds how "you can eat a peach for hours"
LillJ-lo
02-17-2004, 02:20 PM
What’s this “Valentines day is all about the ladies” business?…yes my bf took me out for an amazing dinner and bought me roses, but I also surprised him with chocolate covered strawberries, whipped cream, and a bottle of champagne and sported some cute Lasenza stuff. I dono what kinda girls you guys are dating…I always thought Valentines Day was for both the sexes?!?
Crabalocker
02-17-2004, 04:20 PM
As i sit here listening to loud music and reading this thread, i think the true meaning of Valentine's Day has been lost on us all.
Clearly, the joker is the only foooooool who'll do anything for you. Remember that for next year when you're courtin' that special person.
FOXGURL
02-17-2004, 05:20 PM
As i sit here listening to loud music and reading this thread, i think the true meaning of Valentine's Day has been lost on us all.
Clearly, the joker is the only foooooool who'll do anything for you. Remember that for next year when you're courtin' that special person.
Well I was gonna say stop smokin the ganga....but you posted at 4:20, no self respecting drug user would be posting when they're supposed to be smoking......still, sometimes I wonder about you haha :P
Crabalocker
02-17-2004, 05:26 PM
still, sometimes I wonder about you haha :P
As well you should. :devillook
Flyin'
02-17-2004, 07:27 PM
Bwhahah, nice site Dave. :thumbup
Saturnin
02-17-2004, 07:53 PM
flowers die....its mean to give ppl flowers....
Crabalocker
02-17-2004, 08:21 PM
Two words: KITTEN PIE!
Yamaholic
02-17-2004, 08:27 PM
You guys and gals are getting way off topic.....this isn't about Valentines day. Not at all. My bad for even relating the two in the first place. This is about 2 simple things. Steaks and BJ's.
For all the guys out there posting about what V day is about... give your head a shake, grab a beer, and get on board...lol.......BE THE BALL MAN!!!!
Jayson
02-17-2004, 08:30 PM
you dont score, until you score!
Yamaholic
02-17-2004, 08:38 PM
you dont score, until you score!
Damn straight!!!! See thats a man yellin "Put me in coach "
SilverHeartz
02-19-2004, 08:12 AM
I got KFC for dinner. Mmmmmmm.. Greasy chicken skin... my favorite... :)
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