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atomlowe
02-12-2002, 10:03 AM
Chinese Dictionary

DUNG ON MAI SHU - I stepped in shit
AI WAN TU BANG YU - Let's sleep together
AI BANG MAI NE - I bumped into the coffee table
FAT HO - Unattractive woman
AR YU WUN TU - A gay liberation greeting
CHIN TU FAT - You need a facelift
CHOW MAI DONG - Blow me
DUM GAI - Stupid person
WEI HUNG GAI - Is that a banana in your pocket?
WON HUNG LOW - Southern Chinese dialect for Welcome
GUN PAO DER - An ancient Chinese invention
HU FLUNG DUNG - Which one of you fertilized the field?
HU YU HAI DING - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
JAN NE KA SUN - A former late night talk show host
KUM HIA - Approach me
LAO ZE SHO - Gilligan's Island
LAO ZI - Not very good
LIN CHING - An illegal execution
MOON LAN DING - A great achievement of the American space program
NE AHN - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
SHAI GAI - A bashful person
TAI NE BAE BE - A premature infant
TAI NE PO NE - A small horse
TEN DENG BA - Serving drinks to people
WA SHING KAH - Cleaning your automobile
WAI SO DIM - Are you trying to save electricity?
WAI U SHAO TING - There is no reason to raise your voice



atom

Bluestone
02-12-2002, 10:54 AM
Yu Fok Ng Fan Ne Gai!!!!:laughing

(Can we get an Asian smilie?):p

atomlowe
02-12-2002, 11:04 AM
:p :p :p <-----I dig the chinese smilie.:laughing

atom

bl1tz
02-12-2002, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Bluestone
Yu Fok Ng Fan Ne Gai!!!!:laughing

(Can we get an Asian smilie?):p


what does that mean?!?!

vrecksler
02-12-2002, 09:01 PM
I first assumed you were kidding bl1tz, but since there was no happy face or winking face, I thought maybe you were serious.

You F@cking Funny Guy? :)

bl1tz
02-12-2002, 11:35 PM
sang q sang q !!