out geek this! heh

[Saturnin]

http://www.maulstanley.com/

[Saturnin]

i just got this pm from cosworth..not sure if hes to chicken shit to post this or what??

here it is...its geeky aite..

http://www.generalzod.net/

[cuski]

Sorry, but he's got nothing on this guy:

http://www.tronguy.net/

:roflmao

[Saturnin]

please post a pic wif your nerds

[Jester666]

OOOO mann!
the Tron guys wins!
the contest is over :roflmao

[Saturnin]

the tron guy is as old as the fucking internet....

[doug]

sorry, the pixieland guy takes all. still.

the leaf blower pic is priceless. if you know hockey, and hate the toronto maple leafs, you know what i am talking about.

[Saturnin]

this is pretty geeky
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1118152812

[Saturnin]

so is this...this is fucking geek on a stick
http://www.pwned.nl/ayb/

[doug]

this is too. but in a cool way. its geek-functional:

http://www.objectreality.co.uk/DeathStarPlans/

[Saturnin]

Live video of VE hacking microsoft:
http://eks0.free.fr/whax-demos/?f=Whoppix-ssh-dcom_config.xml

[savagebovine]

so is this...this is fucking geek on a stick
http://www.pwned.nl/ayb/

ouch. painful. i stopped watching after about 2 min.

[PUREVIL]

Damn sat dont you have anything better to do? HHAHAHA

[Saturnin]

how bout this , its pretty nerdy..no nudity so it is work safe..
http://209.0.146.17/1/graphics/movies/amatuer_porn1.wmv

[crazycharlie909]

the bohemian rhapsody thing...... i almost killed myself it was so stupid

[Saturnin]

yah i watched 10seconds before i decided to post it here

[mli35]

ouch. painful. i stopped watching after about 2 min.

Wow you were able to watch 2 whole mins. I nearly went blind after 20 secs. :roflmao

[Saturnin]

Death exposes bestiality ring
July 19, 2005
From: Agence France-Presse
A HORSE lover died of internal injuries from sex with a stallion at a ranch used by a bestiality ring, police in the US state of Washington said today.

The man suffered fatal trauma while being sodomised by a stallion at a stud farm that catered to men who wanted sex with animals, Enumclaw Police Commander Eric Sortland said.

"From the medical examiner's office to the sheriff to the police detectives, we have never seen anything remotely close to what we have in the past two weeks," Sortland said.

The shocking events at the ranch were exposed after a man's body was dropped off at a hospital south-east of Seattle on July 2 after his encounter with the horse.

"Basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs in that region, and he bled out," Sortland said.

A cache of hundreds of hours of videotaped man-on-beast sex sessions was found hidden in a field, Sortland said.

The animals kept at the farm included ponies, horses, goats, sheep and dogs, according to the police commander.

Images of the flock of offerings on the bestial dude ranch were relayed over the internet and records indicate men had come from throughout the United States, according to police.

"Unfortunately, these people were very diligent in filming their activities," Sortland said of a viewing task detectives have found unpleasant.

Police were still reviewing the recordings to determine the range of activities, according to the commander.

Because sex with animals is not barred by law in Washington state, no arrests have been made, according to police who nonetheless continue to investigate to determine whether any illegal activity has taken place at the ranch.

The case is being used by state politicians backing a bill that would make it illegal to have sex with beasts, Sortland said.

[cuski]

Double you tee eff :|

[PressurePoint]

Eeeewwww....

[jcanuck]

yeah the Tron guy rocks... :roflmao I gotta get that costume for the Halloween pub crawls this year.

[Saturnin]

i bet that guy(look above) will be first in line to see transhomoformers when it comes out

[PRSmechanic]

do you have to go to school to be a nerd expert, or does it just come naturally?

[Saturnin]

i was br0n wif a pecker protektor in my bum!

..i love boobies

[Miteorite]

Check this:


So Much Drama in the PhD
by Monzy

Yo, MC Plus Plus, my rhymes are so phat,
I'm PSPACE-complete but I'll reduce you to 3-SAT.
My crew is so hard that we roll in NP,
And bitches dereference my pointer for free.
When I'm linear probing they're like, "Damn that's gigantic,"
I showed it to your mom and she used Hoare semantics.
She jumped like JNE up onto my erection
And I picked up that ho like straight garbage collection.
("That's right, mark-and-sweep on these nuts, bitch.")

My lyrics get stolen by sucker MCs,
I gotta sign my rhymes with PGP;
But I keep on generatin' like a CFG
'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.

What's wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous?
Even skanky fat hoes give you denial of service.
You'll probably go to jail before you write your dissertation
So prepare your asshole for some internal fragmentation;
<Uhhh> Penetration, as they fill it up with jism,
It's too bad you aren't closed under homomorphism.
Your problem, Plus Plus, is that your typing isn't strict:
In ML my type is real and your type is 'a dict.

I control my flow better than TCP,
I rep the west coast like Eazy-E,
You best not front if you can't pass the GRE,
'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.

My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer,
Corrupt your stack pointer makin' all your data suffer.
I've got saturated edges but your flow is sparser,
Real gangstas sip on Yacc; instead you generate a parser.
While you're busy poppin' stacks I'll pop a cap in your skull,
While you smoke your crack pipe I'm gonna pipe you to /dev/null.
I may not have a label but I rap like a star;
I'm an unsigned long int and you're an 8-bit char.

Your mom circulates like a public key,
Servicing more requests than HTTP.
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME,
Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD.

DWORD to your moms, I came to drop bombs;
I've got more rhymes that San Jose's got dotcoms.
I rep the Farm like 50 reps Queens,
With more power than multitape Turing Machines.
Blowin' up the rap scene faster than factorial functions,
I'm dope like PNP transistors and I'll saturate your junctions.
By the time you've rhymed one line, I've already busted ten;
You rap in exponential time and I'm big-O of log(n).

I run gmake and gcc,
And I ain't never called malloc without calling free.
I'll beat your ass until it's colored like a red-black tree
'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.


Original here: http://www.monzy.com/intro/drama_lyrics.html (with mp3!!!)