How about your dog?
So i got a call the other night while I was out. My roomate.
"Hey, uhh.....so, I had some people over, and my buddy Todd tried to pick up your dog, and he sorta dropped him on the ground. Now he won't put his foot down or walk and he's whimpering a lot."
Nothing like having your crazy-energetic 2 yr old Lab have to stay locked in a room all day and only go outside to pee for 6 weeks.
Plus, it's probably a cheaper repair bill to drop your bike.