I was out with some chick this week and she asked me what I look for in a woman. As I considered the question I happened to notice her nipples protruding from her ample bosom…but I digress…
Anyway, I thought to myself that I really wasn’t looking for anything but the following in a woman:
2. Easy access
3. Low cost
4. Low maintenance
What am I looking for in a woman? SEX! I’m looking to get laid. I’m really not looking for anything else.
I don’t care if she’s a cool chick, fun to travel with, has good sense of humour, is into the same things as I am, whatever. I have guy friends to hang out with, why do I need a chick for that stuff? No, I just want to get my crank yanked. I don’t need these chicks as friends.
It’s like cars. What are you looking for in a car? You want something that looks good, smells good, gets you where you want to go, has a smooth ride, and the minute it starts giving you trouble you trade it in for a new one. And that’s how it should be with women. You drive ‘em for a while and run ‘em over a few speed bumps until they start to squeak, until they start requiring more maintenance, then you trade them in for a new model and get that new car small all over again.
Seriously, if you’ve got game, what do you need a girlfriend or wife for anyway? It’s better to just bang ‘em and clang ‘em. Keep it new and exciting.