So yesterday I was house-sitting a relative's apartment in the city. They have one of those fancy televisions with the cable. I don't watch TV and I don't have the cable because I'd rather be working on my bikes or trucks.
Anyways! I'm flipping through the channels and all I can find is home remodelling shows and people screaming about who their daddy is. So I decide to try and find one of those music channels to just listen to some music.
I come across this show (in the middle of the day!) with some ladyboy asian-looking transexual called Sheila Tequila. And get this! There's these guys AND girls competing to copulate with the freak. It was like "the bachelor", only completely surreal.
You should see this ugly monkey with fake boobs. I had brutal nightmares last night - it was flying around chasing after me like the monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.
I think I need a therapist.