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    l337 Haxor Array portent's Avatar
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    A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
    within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about
    how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to
    send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital
    sex felt.

    The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
    The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but
    then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
    "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her

    The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
    wedding,and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go
    straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson
    & Hedges pack:"ExtraLong. King Size". She was again slightly
    embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.

    The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
    for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still,
    nothing.Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written
    on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways".
    Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through
    the pages, fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the
    airline. The ad said: "Three times a day,seven days a week, both
    ways." Mom fainted.
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    Random Idiot Array Faded's Avatar
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    LOL.. that's awesome!!
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