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    TGIF...Toes Go In First Array firefox's Avatar
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    Four golfers...

    A Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and a Policeman
    were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.

    The Policeman fumed, 'What's with those guys? We have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'

    The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I've never seen such poor golf!'

    The Chinese Businessman yelled out 'Get moving, time is money'

    The Priest said, 'Here comes George the greenskeeper, maybe he can do something about this'

    'Hello, George!', said the Priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

    George the greens keeper replied, 'Yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'

    The group fell silent for a moment.

    The Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'

    The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

    The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls'

    The Policeman said, 'Why don't they play at night?'
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    The policeman is supposed to be an engineer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefox View Post
    The Policeman said, 'Why don't they play at night?'

    And promptly gave them a ticket for obstructing the flow of traffic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GerMan View Post
    The policeman is supposed to be an engineer...
    Lets not bad mouth the engineers. Policeman it stays.
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    Yeah, it would be infinitely more funny if it was an engineer.

    Too unbelievable using a cop....
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