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    Go Green Or Go Home :-P Array Bchick's Avatar
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    Dec 2002
    I don't want to tell you

    Thumbs up Doh!!!!!!!!

    "Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
    "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

    "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have
    it done" replies Steve.

    "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very
    serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change
    your life forever!"

    "I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you
    book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

    "Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

    So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very
    slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading
    towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

    "Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation
    as me."

    "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I
    would like to be circumcised."

    Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!”

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    bastardizer Array HotWheels's Avatar
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    Sep 2002
    none, till the boys are older
    haaa -not funny.
    bad memories I guess
    "...than I'll be done and we can dance.."

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    Twins Are Better Array IcemanRR's Avatar
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    Jul 2002
    1998 TLR

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