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    Degrees of Blonde

    A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
    The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
    and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
    The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some
    woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

    Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk
    and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says,
    "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
    So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror
    and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
    goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she
    opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
    angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
    overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend
    yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
    says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the
    capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

    What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?...
    "Is it mine?"

    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government
    class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
    Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George
    Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
    and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
    The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling
    nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with
    his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
    cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she
    moaned,"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police and they
    send me a BLIND policeman."

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    ......pretty funny.Didn`t get the sixth one right away,took a bit. .

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