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    Registered User Array swassopotamus's Avatar
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    Unusual ebay feedback

    POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!

    POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

    NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should’ve poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

    NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

    NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.

    NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

    POSITIVE: I don’t really remember what I ordered. But I’ve been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it’s great!

    NEGATIVE: Product didn’t work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior.

    POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the “Rolex”. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

    NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.

    POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!

    NEGATIVE: The dog won’t hunt.

    NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it’s a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

    NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.

    POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I’ve ever bought. Allah Akbar!

    NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.

    POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio… was that you?

    POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!

    NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

    NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I’d hoped.


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    The Philosopher King Array Frapps's Avatar
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    "NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair."

    G.B. Shaw: We are made wise not by the recollection of our past but by the responsibility for our future
    Miguel Ruiz: Death is not the biggest fear we have our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive and express what we really are

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    You like popsicles? Array Hogie's Avatar
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    T-Saw, BC
    It's great now that the seller cannot leave negative feedback, you can finally be truly honest.

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    97 gsxr600

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    Moderator Array Mighty Kentor's Avatar
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    Mar 2004
    Mission, BC
    2004 R1, 2005 DL1000 V-Strom
    Reformatted to fit your screen.

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    Brain my damaged. Array R1_Test pilot's Avatar
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    Langley, B.C
    '10 Victory Jackpot, 09 R1, triumph comming soon.
    Alrighty then.......

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