So I go into NCIX in Langley yesterday to grab some ram for the father in laws computer. Grab a number and hurry up and wait.
20 or so minutes into the wait the 300+ lb guy that looks like hes been playing World of Warcraft for 3 years straight with the fanny pack over the farthest part of his gut. Marches towards the door saying something about "That wasn't my $200 mistake" he then starts screaming at the top of his lungs how much he hates the store and how bad they are.
Then the idiot rips the bag from his gut puts it up in the air and says he has a bomb and to get the hell out of the store before he blows it up and starts counting down from 20. 19, 18, 17. His buddy (we will call him slim) says lets go , he wacks him with the fanny pack, lol. The fat guy pushes him away then they leave the store and head to their minivan outside. The crowd of the store is in a subtle shock and everyone either grins or shakes their head.
The guy was a real wing nut. When the RCMP shows up a few minutes later with the bomb guys and dog. I figure when they go visit this guy his little stunt is going to get him a beat down. The cops in the Suburban blew out there so fast you would think there was only 1 cruller at Timmy's left.
Tis the Season!! LOL