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    Swivel on it Array SkydiveSonic's Avatar
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    Turner Brown

    A skinny little white guy gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this
    HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
    staring at him, looks down, and says:

    '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.'

    The white man faints and falls to the floor.
    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
    The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'
    In a weak voice the little guy says,

    'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
    The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

    I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch dick, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

    The small guy says: 'Turner Brown. . . .. Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'turn around'.'
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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    Starbucks in turn 2.
    Haha. An elevator can be tighter than a jail cell...
    "Yamaha" - it's Japanese for "fuck your sports car."

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    I love the sound of an idling bike early in the morning

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    That is so funny

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    Turner Brown, '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound testicles, is sitting in his prison cell. A skinny little white guy gets put in with him.

    Turner says, "We're gonna be a family. Do you want to be the mommy or the daddy?" Skinny little white guy says "I'll be the daddy."
    Turner says, "OK then, come over here and suck mommy's dick."
    Log off and ride.
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