Doctor's Office.........

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office
why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a
Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room
full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the
way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room
and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my d ick', he

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into
a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not? You asked me what was
wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is
something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further
with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't
ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something
wrong with my ear', he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing
he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??'

'I can't piss out
of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors?
You're going to lose! ---