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    Registered User Array leoxx's Avatar
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    Quick thinking old man

    Quick thinking old man.....


    An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years. He
    had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the
    road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
    pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it
    over, as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon
    bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting
    and giggling with glee. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women
    had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were
    skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
    and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end. One of the women
    shouted to him, 'We're naked and we're not coming out until you leave!'
    The old man frowned and yelled back, 'I didn't come down here to watch
    you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond.'

    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.'


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    Ahahahaha. Genius!

    Keep em coming!
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