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    BCSB Public Relations Array kerunt's Avatar
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    The wrong bitch

    The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
    looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
    middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

    The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'

    The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular

    'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
    under that dog.'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'

    She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
    This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
    dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

    The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! This American should
    be put in his place!' An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
    'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong
    thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the
    wrong side of the road... And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
    "Yamaha" - it's Japanese for "fuck your sports car."

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