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    Registered User Array Scorpion71's Avatar
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    Will I live to 80?

    Will I live to be 80 ????

    I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care

    physician for my Medicare program.
    After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was

    doing "fairly well" for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him "Do you think I will live to be 80?"
    He asked: Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."
    "Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"
    "I said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself".

    "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.

    "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?

    I'm just telling it like I see it !

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    Moderator Array CHIA's Avatar
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    HaHa, could start to see that coming

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    banned user Array adam112's Avatar
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    yeah saw that coming...
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    Starbucks in turn 2.
    I didn't see nuttin coming. You guys make me feel left out.
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    Swivel on it Array SkydiveSonic's Avatar
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    I didn't see it coming either, but I was reading with my eyes closed.
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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