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    The Taliban tie

    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the

    Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping

    to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old

    Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, 'Do you

    have water?'

    The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?

    They are only $5.'

    The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need

    water! I should kill you!'

    'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to

    buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than

    that If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you

    will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.


    Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later

    he staggered back, almost dead.

    'Your f*****g brother won't let me in without a tie!'
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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    Starbucks in turn 2.
    Haha. Pwned.
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