Wow, I thought it was fake in the beginning. That is so... sad...
Believe it or not, Seagal makes a tonne of money. He produces a shitload of mediocre action movies that translate well into any language (comedy doesn't) and markets them in other countries. Thailand/Vietnam/India LOVE his movies and they also fly off rental shelves here in North America.
Make fun of his box office totals all you want, but he's laughing all the way to the bank.
This has nothing to do with my hero Seagal - neck twister extraordinaire - but here's a compelling Onion clip: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=sw_1CIwwEIA
Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube ~ Hunter S Thompson.
RideInPeace #48 Shoya Tomizawa (December 10, 1990 – September 5, 2010) ~ First Moto2 Legend.