bcsportbikes.com recruiting - $5 (Vancouver)
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Date: 2009-01-31, 2:10PM PST
Looking for male companionship, a sense of camaraderie? Do you lack social skills, but desire attention in all shapes and forms? Do people laugh at you, pick on you, mistake you for a woman?
If you answered 'yes' to any of these, or enjoy a good, firm, slap of the ass from the same sex, have I got a virtual hang-out for you! http://www.bcsportbikes.com is recruiting today! Membership is free! Enjoy the benefits of a strictly regimented and controlled, testosterone-rich e-society, where people with minimal conversational skills and a weak grasp of logical sensibilities can enjoy the company of each other. Best of all, no sense of humor required (or even wanted)! Join today!
Is your riding season April -September?
Are you a single invincible weekend warrior?
Do you ride in full racing gear to go to the mall, your friends house or nightclubs with two helmets to pick up chicks?
Did you go to school to learn how to wheelie?
Do you weave back and forth like Rossi does to warm up your tires?
Do you tailgate cars in the HOV lane with one hand on the throttle and the other scratching your balls?
Do you take your sportbike to the shop for regular maintenance cause getting your hands dirty would be terrible and then bitch and complain about how expensive it is and how the job wasn't done properly?
Are you so anal about your ride that a scratch on plastic fairings means a new spray job or time to trade in?
Are you so anal that you wouldn't dare ride your bike without properly cleaning it everytime you ride?
Are you so anal that you buy the same bike because the new one is a different color?
Do you think anyone riding a scooter is gay?
Would you rather jump in your Honda Civic car cause there are a few clouds in the sky and you wouldn't want to be caught riding in the rain because you might die?
Are you so apathetic that when a fellow rider is killed your best response is "RIP" instead of joining rider organizations to make them better equipped at changing public opinion of motorcycling?
Does long distance touring to you mean riding out to Spanish Banks then hitting the twisties to the University?
Do you think the cops are out to get you because you think public roads are your personal race track?
Do you think safety bike lessons are for newbies cause you've been riding for two years now and you haven't yet been killed?
Do you think your newbie buddy should rather get the 1000 cc bike so he can keep up on the twisties?
If you answered yes to one or more of these updated questions, http://www.bcsportbikes.com may be for you.
The killing season, 'er, I mean riding season is upon us in a few months and we will be needing replacements, 'er I mean recruits for like minded sheep to continue the daily babble of dumbass comments about nothing in general and don't forget to flag this ad as soon as possible as those p#ssies will.