Ok. After being in Australia, this has been driving me insane!
I have been driving to Vancouver from Abby lately. Coming home late at night. Perhaps not in the greatest of moods.
What drives me nuts are people in the left lane. The right is clear. They are drving slow. They refuse to move over.
Lately, I have been trying to educate them by flashing my lights at them. It never works.
Even if I am exceeding the speed limit by the fair margin, I try to stay in the right lane and only use the left lane to pass. Growing up in Ontario that's what people do. Overseas, that's what people do. In most of N. America, that's what people do. In the Pacific Northwest and BC, they don't.
So, do me a favour. If you are in the left lane and there is space in the right lane, either move right, or stab yourself in the eye with a screwdriver. Your choice. OK?
If you are of the male persuasion and you are in the left lane, even though there is room in the right, you have officially lost your right to have balls. Please report to a docter and ask that they be removed.
Thank you. That is all.