Q. Two Surrey girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Q. What does a Surrey girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Surrey girl?
Q. Why did the Surrey girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a Surrey girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a Surrey quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Surrey kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What's the difference between a Surrey boy and an Surrey girl?
A. A Surrey girl has a higher sperm count.
Q. What's the most confusing day in Surrey ?
A. Fathers day