20 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
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    20 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night

    1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

    2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

    3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.

    4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

    5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. sub sandwich on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

    6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

    7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

    8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

    9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

    10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
    sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

    11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

    12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

    13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

    14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen

    15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the
    WRONG WAY but..."

    16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

    17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

    18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
    standing) and take a quick nap.

    19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down
    on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

    20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm
    having problems walking straight.

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    check everything but 9, 19, 20!!!
    don't think i should be out at all

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    Where can I meet this gem of a woman?

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    Really, I'm an Angel Girl!!

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