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    Did I get your signature too?

    I always look at members' signatures, it fascinates me how people express them selves that way. So, seen as riding season for me is still months away and instead of just getting a life, I've been collecting some of you guys' signatures and will share this with you. I put them in three categories:1) Bike/ Ride related, 2) Quotes and 3) General.
    And for a change it is something different than an "Off Season Poll".
    Enjoy (or not) .

    Bike/ Ride related:


    Powered by Bog
    Spirited by Julia

    RIP Julia, our shining light

    4 posts, 1 ride, 1 crash. That's a good ratio right?

    Bring on the track !!

    Tires tell the tale

    this isnt bling.........its the real thing

    ready to ride again!!!

    life isn't around the bend, it's in it.

    Playing in the twisties!

    SILLY SPORTBIKES, CITYS ARE FOR 'TARDS!

    Different strokes for different folks

    Log off and ride.

    Hang Thieves

    I always ride safely. A bit fast, perhaps, but no cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift all the way around one of those cloverleaf freeway interchanges.

    Transportation = Recreation

    Taking It to the Track

    BCSB - I hate you

    chicken strips are a sign of intelligence unless you're at the track!

    I have two Hondas. Can I breed them?

    Silly boys, sportbikes are for girls

    Those big rear view mirror are just an attestation that your driving sucks !

    Catching a Yellow Jacket in your shirt @ 70mph can double your vocabulary

    GONE RIDING

    Oh yeah, wez rollin three wide biznotchez!

    2 fifty m.c.

    Hug a two-stroke ...... you`ll never go back to Trees

    See ya at the races.

    Now... bring me that horizon.

    Ride em hard, ride em fast, just don't fall on yer ass!

    Ride in peace my friends...

    R1 to rule them all, R1 to find them
    R1 to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them...

    racing4life

    If bugs were people I would have enough splattered on my leathers to populate an entire City.

    back on the saddle... at last!

    TEAM SIDEWAYZ

    Live the Lie
    Lie to live
    Wear a beanie
    Donate a kidney

    WANNA RIDE

    Behind every strong woman...is her bike!

    Speed doesn't kill, Stupidity does!!!

    Mayor Of "Poserville"

    farings are for homosexuals

    God invented Litre Class so everybody would have a chance to chase some tail!



    Ride no faster than your guardian angel can fly.

    Just like a twig, your leg will snap if you smash it into a wall with a 400 Lb bike @ 100+ Km/h. So just don't do it!

    All my Mistresses have two round black feet and are Made in Japan!

    If I die riding at Willow Springs, so what! I'm already in Heaven! WOOHOOO!!!

    That that doesn't kill us forces us to live with a busted up bike!!

    IF YOU DON'T RIDE HARD U WONT DIE HARD

    Work sucks -- let's go riding!

    Live to ride...ride to live

    THE MOST DANGEROUS PART OF A BIKE IS THE NUT THAT CONNECTS THE SEAT TO THE HANDLEBARS

    160 mph bike/60 mph rider

    Motorcycles have two wheels. They fall over when left to their own devices.

    Rain tires are supposed to have chicken strips, aren't they?

    Any time you hear a whine from a BMW first make sure it's the motorcycle and not the owner.

    Sorry Miss if you feel something bumping you under the table its just my knee puck.

    Ride like you're invisible, not invincible

    Imagining that you can ride a bike because you can drive a car is like imagining you can swallow-dive off a 90ft cliff because you can play table tennis.

    Finally riding...

    I love the sound of an idling bike early in the morning

    Team "Take it to the streets"

    No Gear Never!


    Member of the All Balls, no brains, riding team...

    During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

    ATGATT

    Don't come at me with your liter bike and think your gonna roll me......cause your not, you little punk kid!!!

    I'm not a biker, I'm a Crotch Rocketeer

    19 yrs riding 0 crashes
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    Quotes:

    The truth will set you free, but first it will make you sick.” ~ Unknown

    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. ~ Homer Simpson

    “Your failure to be informed does not make me a wacko.” ~ John Loeffler

    There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ~ Albert Einstein

    We are made wise not by the recollection of our past but by the responsibility for our future ~ G.B. Shaw

    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: KERUNT CAUSES LUNG CANCER, HEART DISEASE, EMPHYSEMA, AND MAY COMPLICATE PREGNANCY ~ Ducky

    "Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. There was no one there." ~ Christopher.

    Being a road crayon sucks....put your gear between you and the pavement. ~ Atom

    Mellowing with age... ~ Flowbie

    "It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." ~ Aesop

    "We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." ~ George Orwell

    Death is not the biggest fear we have our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive and express what we really are ~ Miguel Ruiz

    "There's really no excuse for you being a fucking wanker either, but you still carry on." ~ Big Jim

    "STFU YFI" ~ Big Jim

    "I want more guys like Kurt Cobain and Jerry Garcia to become dried-up drug addicts and kill themselves. I totally defend all these rock stars' right to become heroin addicts and die. I want them all to die and get out of my way." ~ Gene Simmons

    Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. ~ Albert Einstein

    We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then is not an act, but a habit. ~ Aristotle



    Have you ever noticed their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff? ~ George Carlin

    The internet......just another fad that will be over in a week..... Brent Butt

    "All... I... know...Time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day. The clock ticks life away. It's....so....unreal" Linkin Park - In the End

    That's the gayest shit I ever heard! - Charlie Murphy

    "Honda = Boring, Suzuki = Wannabes, Yamaha = Poser, Ducati = Overated, BMW = Compensating, Aprilia = Insecure, Buell = no comment." - PUREVIL

    "Happy New Ear!" - Mike Tyson.

    "Those who risk nothing, do nothing, achieve nothing, become nothing." - David Jefferies

    My bike is so much faster than yours that I dare you to ride it, you lame little turd. Do you have the balls to ride this BOTTOMLESS PIT OF TORQUE? ~Hunter S. Thompson

    It's so simply to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Stephen Levenson

    "There is no limit to the amount of good one man can do if he cares not who gets the credit" - GM Marshall

    "If you find yourself going through hell... Keep going." - Winston Churchill

    “Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.” – Stirling Moss

    The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

    "Ride like the wind Bullseye!" -Woody

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    General

    General:

    Life cannot be taught. Life can only be experienced.

    You obviously have no wiener

    Talvez, eu não estou suposto estar feliz

    -notme

    Raise your pitch forks in the air, shake 'em like ya just don't care!

    Heaven Don't Want Me... Hell Is Afraid I Will Take Over...

    compagno oscuro

    Try as we may, we'll never get out of here alive.

    I don't do PM's

    Brown & Armed

    Be Happy for this moment.... This moment is your life.

    It is not about Anger,
    It's about Peace.
    It is not about Power,
    It's about Grace.
    It is not about knowing your enemy,
    It's about knowing yourself.

    Complimentary Brainwashing and detailing.

    Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee

    All Work and No Play makes Henry a Dull Boy =(

    Got Some Dirt On My Shoulder Can U Brush It Off For Me!

    I'll start being nicer if you start being smarter.

    ...Because I can.

    Acta Virum Probant

    Kill Dash 9 fixes my goto riddled code.

    "You get there when you get there!!"

    Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.

    LSD STUNNAS (+M...Tuff Style)

    ...Batter dip the granny axe....in the gut locker...
    ...Maranade the nether rod...in the squish mitten...
    ...slam the wookie rod....in the fish wrinkle....

    PUT THE U KNOW WHAT.....IN THE U KNOW WHERE!

    Amber is the new red

    What is the difference between men and women?
    A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

    Smile, it makes ppl wonder what you're up to

    We who choose to surround ourselves with lives even more temporary than our own, live within a fragile circle, easily and often breached. Unable to accept its awful gaps, we still would live no other way.

    Our bathroom is clean and warm.

    Maybe Mediocre

    AVATAR AmUSER and NOT A LAWYER

    I AM CANADIAN

    keep your head up

    " JESUS SAVES "...
    " But Miroslav Satan picks up the rebound and SCORES!!!"
    " What a move!, he beat JC like a redheaded step child."

    In the land of the blind... One eye is king

    Let me stand next to your fire

    Hello all you beautiful people!

    I'm not your buddy.

    Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST friends are the ones sitting in the cell next to you saying, "Dude that was fucking awesome!"

    Doing my part to help control the insect population.

    WTF?

    You only live once!!

    Blah, blah, blah . . .

    Life is like a beautiful woman, you just thinks its a bitch cuz it wont give you any

    SHOW ME THE MOOONNNEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

    Go big or go home

    Good Luck and Godspeed.

    "So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee."

    smoooot smoooo!~

    Gone Sailing

    Name's Ash, house wares.

    Dang!Dang!

    Shake and Bake

    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    25,000 feet is my own little piece of heaven

    You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

    Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games.

    It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's a scavenger hunt.

    Dalton was here.

    You're ugly and you're wrong

    Busting ours to kick yours

    Shut up! I meant to say what I shoulda said!

    AA is for quitters

    there's nothing gay about hell

    Long live the Republic of Newfoundland

    Bunny Powered!

    “Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence”.

    Don't Get Shot In The Back!

    Do not click this link

    The Ages Of Women
    1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
    2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
    3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly
    beautiful, and free with her resources.
    4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points
    of interest.
    5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?

    if you suck, fix it. if you don't fix it, understand you suck. don't try to censor the truth

    --Forever stepping out the door->

    ALL ABOUT ME

    You're my sugar honey iced tea, baby!

    When it's difficult like this, the taste (of winning) is better.

    Bridges Do Burn!


    Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time, and you'll have the time of your life.

    Why make the same old mistakes, when there are so many new ones to make?

    The height of your flight is inversely proportionate to the mass of your ass.

    The following statement is true. The previous sentence is false.

    The older I get, the better I was.

    Life is an STD with no cure and 100% fatality rate.

    ʇıɥs sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ pıdnʇs ʞooן noʎ ʞɔnɟ

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people when in a large group.

    I used to be scared to fart in case I shit myself. But once you get comfortable shitting
    your pants everything changes.

    Paying it forward, everyday of the week.

    So many lakes, so little time. Doin' things the Cariboo way, dirt biking from the backyard...

    If it doesn't kill you, it hurts like hell.

    It's not the number of breaths you take but the moments that leave you breathless.

    Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.

    If you don't like my attitude stop talking to me.

    If you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.

    Actually, there are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

    Seven days without laughter, makes one weak...

    Damn right, I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days.

    Don't hate me because I'm a jerk.

    Give a man fire, and he is warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.

    Your Anguish Sustains Me

    A backyard mechanic without a service manual is just like a hooker without a lamp pole.... they are both in the dark.

    My net income can't support my gross habits.

    TYPE IN ALL CAPS. REMEMBER, LOUD FONTS SAVE LIVES.

    Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.

    If it's got tits or tires, you know it's gonna be trouble.

    Danger 4 dinner... Sex 4 breakfast...

    I swear to god, it's like I live in a trailer of common sense, and stare out the window at a tornado of stupidity.

    I guarantee that it will start, and I guarantee that it will blow up. I cannot guarantee the time between those two events.

    ....those who go for broke often get there....

    The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

    You're ugly and you're wrong

    As long as your speed limit is higher than your age, you're good to go!

    I'd rather be scared to death than bored to death.

    Every day I break my previous record of consecutive days still alive.

    golf is the game of gentlemen and ya'll can't fuck with this bwahahahaaaa

    Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

    No Bad Days

    The scissors say they won't hurt you, but they're lying.

    Life is like a beautiful woman, you just thinks its a bitch cuz it wont give you any.

    Chance favours the prepared mind !

    Maybe not here for a long time, but definitely here for a good time.

    Life is like a book. If you have not travelled, then you have only read one page.

    I didn't kill him. I just shot him in the head. Him dyin' was between him and the Lord.

    I'm not addicted! and I'm not quitting!!
    Heeere's your sign...


    Our lives are the time we are given to tabulate the list of things that we are only going to do once.

    Freedom ain't free

    Respect cannot be Learned, Purchased or acquired - it can only be Earned......

    The world's gone to the dogs, and it all started with seat belts.

    I'm not addicted! And I'm not quitting!! Heeere's your sign...

    Our lives are the time we are given to tabulate the list of things that we are only going to do once.

    I won't take your opinion personally.

    You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

    Canadians are all pushovers...

    When in doubt accelerate. It may not help you avoid the problem, but it'll end the suspense.

    I'm just telling it like I see it !

    You better not take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive

    vidi, vici, veni

    Life's to SHORT, don't WASTE it.

    ɯoɔ˙uıdsʇɐǝɯ˙ʍʍʍ

    So much work & so little time!!

    i guess it's too late for a do-over....

    Some people are like Slinkies ... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

    1ne 6ix 2wo 7even 8ight

    For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty... many souls must be trampled!

    One reason that the ignorant also tend to be the blissfully self-assured, is that the skills required for competence often are the same skills necessary to recognize competence.

    your signature is not private.

    You obviously have no wiener

    IMPORTANT: Advertising in the signature on BCSB is NOT allowed. Doing so will result in termination of your account and banning from the site without warning.

    A taste for fine food and wine, living the good life.

    龍 求 道

    Everyone is an asshole to someone who doesn't get their way.

    I'm gonna shine until my heart stop.

    Next time you're having a bad day think about this... You and your brother are conjoined twins, he is gay you are not. He has a date coming over in an hour and you share one ass.

    B-r-a-d-l-e-y...Why? Because I'm Bradley!

    Nitrous is like a hot girl with STD’s… You know you want to hit it, but you’re afraid of the consequences
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    Interesting list. I haven't read it in detail, but could definitely pick out a few that I know who they belong to

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    Someone has waaaay too much free time
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    I agree with you about the internet, it's probably here to stay.

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    Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time, and you'll have the time of your life."

    One of my favourites
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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    Woo! I made in on the list. I feel special....
    Danger 4 dinner... Sex 4 breakfast...

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    Number 12 baby, shootin for the top ten next year. ;-)
    "Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for fifteen minutes" - Cousin Eddie

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    Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.
    One of the best!
    Remembering Bill Mclean.
    Having had a colonoscopy......I have now seen where the sun don't shine......(Me)
    Cancer Sucks!!!

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    I made the list ......Whoo hoo .........what do I win ??? , cool post , I always enjoy reading the sig's , gives you insight into the person behind the keyboard . The thing I like about the bike forums is you actually get to meet and ride with "most " of the good folks around here , unlike those "other" sites where you meet a hot 23 yr old brunette , who likes sushi and playing piano naked , only to meet up for a movie and find out it's a fat 50 yr old guy from maple ridge with stains on his shirt ................What , that never happened to you ..........Yeah........... , me neither..........
    I can only surmise that the "2005" in your name is derived from your year of birth. You weren't born yesterday, but pretty damn close to it. - Howattzer to Phantom2005
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    #5...still alive!!
    That that doesn't kill us forces us to live with a busted up bike!!

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    My vote for #1 -- A backyard mechanic without a service manual is just like a hooker without a lamp pole.... they are both in the dark.
    I can only surmise that the "2005" in your name is derived from your year of birth. You weren't born yesterday, but pretty damn close to it. - Howattzer to Phantom2005
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    The height of your flight is inversely proportionate to the mass of your ass.

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    the way to the hospital is through the tree

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