more proof that common sence isn't common
just having fun
...After they left, the clerk unsuccessfully tried to find a phone book to call police...
I know I know.......9-1-1
she couldn't find the 11 button.
chief wiggum: "no, youve got the wrong number. this is uh.. 9 1 uh.. 2"
rain? whats that!
This is a call taken by a 911 operator in the US.
911 operator " 911, what is your emergencey?"
caller " Hi I have an emergencey, I have 10 guests
coming over for turkey dinner and I dont know
what temperature the oven should be set to"
911 operator " (sighs audibily) ma'am, this is 911 we dont give
out cooking directions or recepies, we are
here to help you in a real emergencey"
caller " but this is an emergencey, I have ten
guests coming over for dinner and I dont
911 operator "is anyones life in danger?"
caller " only mine if I cant get this turkey going"
911 operator " thats not a life threatening circumstance ma'am"
caller "what am I supposed to do then?"
(becoming slightly more adgitated)
"your dead turkey is not our concern
ma'am, I suggest you try to call someone else"
caller "all right, good bye then"
end of recording