An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table , he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting
at a table nearby.... all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle
of Merlot to be sent over to her, - knowing that if she accepts it,
she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl,
saying this from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides
to send a note over to the man.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle,
you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
a million dollars in the bank,
and 7 inches in your pants!"
The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her
"Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa,
a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage;
plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank."
"But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off
three inches. Just send the bottle back!!!"