With the new upgrade to the forum, there is now a "social groups" feature in your profile (among other useless additions ). I hereby invite all experienced troll masters (level 3 black belt and up) to join the most important social group on BCSB. If you can't figure out which group it is from looking at the vast group list, then you're simply not troll enough and shouldn't be there in the first place.
Please note that trolling is serious buzinezz, and this is a 1000cc group. If you're new to trolling, it's generally recommended to progress through the ranks. This is for your own good, as it will ensure that you don't get overwhelmed by the troll smoke coming from your monitor and lose control of your keyboard, possibly typing wide and right into the innocent mouse. Yeah, you bet Dell will raise the price on your next purchase for no apparent reason. You deserve it for not taking Pacific Trolling Skool and thinking you're big shit with your lo-fat latte. (You're only big shit if you're sporting green chai, noob.) Plus, did you have your silk robe and wizard hat on? Didn't think so.
Hit up http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/group.php.
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