An old man was....
Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: An old man was....

  1. #1
    From N00bie to Wannabe Array FASTn50's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    North Vancouver
    2005 VFR 800A (Red!) 2006 CFR 450X (Red!) 2012 Ninja 250R (Red!) 2012 BMW F800GS (Blue/White)

    An old man was....

    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
    The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
    All my Mistresses have two round, sticky black feet and are Made in Japan or Germany!
    If I die on Phillip Island, so what! I'm already in Heaven! WOOHOOO!!!

  2. #2
    I'm a she-male. Array integra298's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Scooty Puff Junior.

    Hello? Anyone still out there? d:

  3. #3
    #54 Array Sand.Man's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Victora, BC.
    Old guy's humor is always shocking lol

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts