Because there's not a hope in hell I'm going to be able to score any ass riding this ugly mother F**ker
Seriously though. This bike is amazing. I fell in love with it back in 2007 when I took it to Vancouver Island so it's only fitting I buy mine from Harbour Motorsports. Stand up guys btw, great experience and most importantly, great deal. It's an 05 with 2 years of warranty for an awesome price.
Obviously a lot of work is needed to make it up to the standards of the adventure touring machine it needs to be. But it's already great as is. Awesome riding position. Comfy touring seat, nice quiet exhaust (finally!) and luggage options!
The trade of Sex Appeal for Touring potential was an easy one. You just have to ignore the burning sensation in your eyes.