Cagers diet for vanity.
Riders diet for power to weight ratio.
Paved roads: another waste of taxpayer's money.
Unfortunately, laws of economics also apply to human life; as supply increases, its value decreases.
"she'd better not be getting those tyres ... I need them for my trike"?
If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.
His rocket looks like its about to explode!