Let's translate "loser" from women-speak into English.
"Loser" in woman-speak simply means a man who is smart enough to do things that are in HIS best interest.
You don't spend your hard-earned money on women - you are a loser
You expect regular sex - you are a loser
You are not interested in marriage - you are a loser
You don't want to be stuck with kids - you are a loser
You don't want to slave away 60 hours a week so a woman can buy a new SUV every year - you are a loser
You prefer South American women who treat you better - you are a HUUGE LOOOSER
The alternative to "loser" is a pussyfied man, or simply a pussy. A pussyfied man does what a woman wants - he is a docile schmuck who slaves away at work and pays her bills and not pesters her for sex. Another words, he is an ideal husband.
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