It's cheaper to pay the tickets, then to have two wives...
Just because the monkey has a nose bleed, does not mean you shut down the whole circus! Ride on!!
"... outweigh the agony that is nagging in stereo?"
haha, awesome line
"Yamaha" - it's Japanese for "fuck your sports car."
I especially love the lady who is part of a road safety association who is screaming "Think of the children!"