This fine morning i went to petsmart get some dog food, shit was great. I found the chow i go to pay for it, there was some dude with tiny arms @ the register, i only looked @ his baby arms briefly and though to myslef. "that is fucking great, someone who isnt a bitch cuz of their disability". The guy asked me if i wanted to donate to charity for dogs, so i agreed and donated 2 bux or whatever it was.
Next stop is Costco, got my shit and i'm standing in line. The teller asks me if i want to donate to some childrens charity. To that i reply "i've already did my charity quota for the day sorry, the puppies took my money". The lady looks @ me, and @ that point i knew it was going to be trouble. She says "but this is for the children not some puppies" followed by "the look".
I told her to "eat my balls" followed by "fuck the children, my money went to the puppies". Here is a tip to people who work in retail bagging fucking groceries, if your customer told you that they dont want something, dont fucking be a snotty cunt with witty retorts. YOU WILL FAIL!!!!