For all of you who don't ride and need something to do when it it gets sunny and the 27 of us on this forum who actually own motorcycles are out riding, I have developed a contest.
You need to submit to this thread the longest most involved BCSB "typical question" post.
You will be scored based on the number of questions/typical statements posted in the fewest words.
The Popo pull me over for riding my new litre bike with a underseat mounted (hidden) plate while I was "moving slightly faster than the traffic" wearing a contraband filled knapsack at 11:00 pm while riding with a restricted license, should I fight this ticket? It is my 5th moving violation this year?
In a group ride do the new riders whose tires are filled with nitrogen get the best deal at 5th Gear or are they more likely to get caught for speeding on the S2S on a sunny Sunday?
My sister keeps sending me pictures of J Scott riding a Duck naked to try and stop me from riding, should I still buy a new 600 even though I can't afford the matching leathers and helmet?
bonus points for any fake trip reports that resemble the stream of consciousness writing of Big Kid's travelogues, or
replies to "entered" posts that emulate the withering sarcasm and candor of the atypical DNA Spark reply.