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    BCSB Public Relations Array kerunt's Avatar
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    Random thoughts from our generation.

    Some real good stuff here!

    -I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    -More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think
    about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own
    story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

    -Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
    you're wrong.

    -I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have
    fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when
    they've invented the lighter?

    -Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going
    in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?
    But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from
    which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or
    phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no
    one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching
    directions on the sidewalk.

    -That's enough, Nickelback.

    -I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was

    -Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
    feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to
    be friends with?

    -Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work?
    You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the
    problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix
    the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just
    figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

    -There is a great need for sarcasm font.

    -Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
    suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.

    -I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes
    stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes
    shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right
    parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond
    earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

    -How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    -I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take
    2 trips to bring my groceries in.

    - I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
    computer history if you die.

    -The only time I look forward to a red light is when I¹m trying to finish a

    - A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread
    of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

    - Was learning cursive really necessary?

    - Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to

    - I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    - Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test
    is absolutely petrifying.

    - My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing
    as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the
    name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.

    - Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I
    hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

    - How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
    smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

    - I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to
    prevent a ##%% from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

    - Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I
    will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had
    to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as
    in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

    -What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each

    - While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively
    swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

    - MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know
    how to get out of my neighborhood.

    - Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person

    - I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower
    first and THEN turn on the water.

    -Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and
    you can wear them forever.

    - I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be
    used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight
    woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."

    -I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    - Bad decisions make good stories

    -Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is
    public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB
    gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

    - Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

    -If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would
    probably just be completely invisible.

    -Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around
    and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous?
    Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

    -You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
    you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for
    the rest of the day.

    -Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to
    have to restart my collection.

    -There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to
    die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

    -I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
    want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did
    not make any changes to.

    - "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

    -I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV.
    There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I
    keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a
    matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be
    friends after this?'

    -I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!),
    but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.
    What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    - I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
    anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    -When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't
    already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

    -I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I
    like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

    -Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for

    - As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no
    matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

    -Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know
    what time it is.

    -It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

    -I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer
    when they call.

    -Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with

    -Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in
    a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I¹d
    bet my $+% everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in
    about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

    -My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen
    if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

    -It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link
    takes me to a video instead of text.

    -I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive
    behind obeys the speed limit.

    -I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    -I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
    night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

    -The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they
    had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the
    restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then
    estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a
    large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like
    being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.
    "Yamaha" - it's Japanese for "fuck your sports car."

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    hahahaha some good ones!

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    LOL, some real good ones in there. I can relate with a lot of them.

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    I usually hate this type of lists (Like you know your a child of the 80's,etc) but most of these are bang on.

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    This is gold!
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    AWESOME post.
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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    Gold! That's pure Gold!
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    Wow, reading things that I can relate to in this post reminds me how similar we all are.

    2009 Ninja 250R

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    Classic goodness!

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    hahaha. I love that these are actually original and things I do ponder sometimes. Thanks!
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    It's like Deep Thoughts for the new millenium , I like the StepDad team .
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    Urban Squid Array Holyrain's Avatar
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    Yeah, alot of it definitely rings true for me. What birth years is this meant to be for?

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    Thanks for the giggles and food for thought!
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    I like traffic cones :S Array made Man's Avatar
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    "-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work?
    You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the
    problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix
    the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just
    figured it out. Today's kids are soft."

    and today they just whine and bitch about some red ring of death or whatever.
    "Honda = Boring, Suzuki = Wannabes, Yamaha = Poser, Ducati = Overated, BMW = Compensating, Aprilia = Insecure, Buell = BCIT business... go faKOffee." - PUREVIL

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    Going slow to go fast Array Castro's Avatar
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    The step dad team was awesome!

    I can relate to many on the list.

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