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    Purevil is soooooo dreamy Array Flyin''s Avatar
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    Thumbs up Penguin on Vacation...

    A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

    After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

    "No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth "it's just ice cream."

    Big Jim "There's really no excuse for you being a fucking wanker either, but you still carry on."
    Big Jim "STFU YFI"

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    Ringgdingdingdingdingding Array Bean's Avatar
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    Registered User Array Xander's Avatar
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    Very funny, Amber!

    I always knew your mind was in 'the gutter'

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    living the dream Array BRETT's Avatar
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    I dont even remember
    only the best

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    Rageaholic Array Jayson's Avatar
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    poor penguins just cant get a break
    so he can drive a car with flippers but has trouble eating ice cream?


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