scenario: I go to park in my usual secret hiding place, only to find a BMW F650 taking up the room for two bikes. I squeeze mine in beside it, doing my best to make sure he can still back his out without too much trouble - hell, I even pull in my mirrors for a few more inches of clearance.
I come out of work for my break, go to my bike, and get ready to shoot home. *sniffs air* "What's that smell?" I ponder, and my eyes go to the wet patch beside/on my bike....
And, yep - it was exactly what I thought it was.
THAT MOFO PISSED ON MY BIKE!
This guy must be a moron, and not because he rides a Bimmer. He obviously works in the same building, because I have seen his bike before, and he didn't stop to think that "Hey - maybe this guy works here, too!"
Well, d**kwad, I do.
I'm not going to take a claw hammer to his bike, or get any forum members to bash him with a helmet, but ... I am seriously pissed.
Thoughts on how to proceed with this lack of etiquette?