Ontario Judge makes unprecedented ruling
Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Ontario Judge makes unprecedented ruling

  1. #1
    Moderator Array Shovelhead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005

    Ontario Judge makes unprecedented ruling

    A seven-year-old Toronto, Ontario boy was at the center of a
    Toronto city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over
    who should have custody of him.

    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents &
    the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody
    law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt
    beat him more than his parents & he adamantly refused to live with her. When
    the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged
    they had also beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family &
    learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
    judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
    custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references & confer with
    child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto
    Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
    R.I.P #48 Shoya Tomizawa (December 10, 1990 – September 5, 2010)
    R.I.P. #58 Marco Simoncelli (January 20, 1987 – October 23, 2011)

  2. #2
    Three hour tour guide Array silverD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    '08 Varadero
    arr arr arr
    I'm not addicted! and I'm not quitting!!
    Heeere's your sign...

    ...and "always" look on the bright side of life...

  3. #3
    Moderator Array CHIA's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    New West
    Have I told you how much you suck lately...bastard
    Quote Originally Posted by G Hats View Post
    A sore ass is better than a shredded back!

    ** BIKE NIGHTS 2013 **

  4. #4
    Swivel on it Array SkydiveSonic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Who the hell would call the Leafs "family" though
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

  5. #5
    aaah shadap Array Thundercat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    outa space
    2002 yzf 600r
    Actually most leaf fans have "battered spouse syndrome" they believe that if they love them enough they will change... yet continue to stick with them despite otherwise.

  6. #6
    California dreamin' Array KatRider's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Vancouver Island
    2007 Triumph Tiger 1050
    Work sucks -- let's go riding!

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts